What Could I Have Done to Deserve This?

It’s taken almost eight years, but I no longer stifle a scream when our president says “noo-kew-lur” instead of “noo-clee-ur”.

But now I must contemplate the possibility that we could have a vice president who not only says “noo-kew-lur”, but repeatedly uses “Awsome!” to describe anything new, different or interesting.

Truly, I must have committed some terrible sin in a former life.