While People Watching Today at LAX, I Saw …
* A teenage girl, actually quite attractive, with “Jeremy” tattooed across the back of her neck.
* An Asian couple with a little girl about 18 months old who was absolutely adorable … until she toddles over and stands staring at you for the 5th time.
* A corpulently challenged man in his 50s sporting skin-tight sweat shorts and T-shirt, wearing rubber slippers, and buying at least a dozen candy bars for his flight.
* A neatly uniformed security guard wearing a very non-regulation Tampa Bay Rays cap.
* Quite a few women wearing high heels; some looking terrific, but others walking awkwardly and ruining the effect.
* An overweight woman with huge boobs wearing a tank top. Very, very scary!
* A distinguished looking man pacing back and forth in the middle of the foot traffic flow unmercifully chewing out a subordinate for everyone in a 50-foot radius to hear.
* Older flight attendants, both male and female, looking worn out … a sign of the times, I guess.
* A fashion trend (at least in LA): Younger women wearing skin-tight jeans, black leather boots with spiked heels.
It’s amazing how time flies with that kind of entertainment. And it’s free.
And earlier in the day these folks all stop, check the mirror, are happy with what they see, and head out the door on the way to entertain the rest of us.
Last night, at my casino dealer job, I saw an otherwise attractive young woman with the Southern Comfort logo tattooed across her upper behind. Of course she was wearing low cut pants with a tight belt that turned her hourglass figure into something that looked much more blobular.
I wonder what she’s going to think about that tattoo in a few years.