Derailment Spills Critical Cargo

Here’s another NEWS ITEM, coming from the opposite end of the spectrum:

TRENTON (AP) – It might take until the end of the month to finish cleaning up from a Jan. 12 derailment on the edge of this northwestern North Dakota town, BNSF Railway says. Spokesman Gus Melonas said the railroad is still investigating the cause of the wreck and tallying damages.Twenty-three cars left the tracks, spilling lumber, paper and french fries.

French Fries??