While People Watching Today at LAX, I Saw …

* A teenage girl, actually quite attractive, with “Jeremy” tattooed across the back of her neck.

* An Asian couple with a little girl about 18 months old who was absolutely adorable … until she toddles over and stands staring at you for the 5th time.

* A corpulently challenged man in his 50s sporting skin-tight sweat shorts and T-shirt, wearing rubber slippers, and buying at least a dozen candy bars for his flight.

* A neatly uniformed security guard wearing a very non-regulation Tampa Bay Rays cap.

* Quite a few women wearing high heels; some looking terrific, but others walking awkwardly and ruining the effect.

* An overweight woman with huge boobs wearing a tank top. Very, very scary!

* A distinguished looking man pacing back and forth in the middle of the foot traffic flow unmercifully chewing out a subordinate for everyone in a 50-foot radius to hear.

* Older flight attendants, both male and female, looking worn out … a sign of the times, I guess.

* A fashion trend (at least in LA): Younger women wearing skin-tight jeans, black leather boots with spiked heels.

It’s amazing how time flies with that kind of entertainment. And it’s free.